Zoomies Academy — Professor Luna in her cap and glasses, teaching a classroom of student dogs. Professor Luna is your teacher.

We're Orlando's first mobile dog gym — and this is where our dogs' education lives between runs. Dogs don't just need a walk. They need real movement, real fuel, and owners who understand both. That's what we teach here, in short, plain-English lessons built from real runs in our mobile gym, with our own service dog Luna leading the way.

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The Clubhouse Opens Free · November 8 · Everyone's Invited
Why a Gym Runs a School

The Run Is Twice a Week. The Learning Is Every Day.

A great run is powerful — but what happens on the other six days decides whether it sticks. Zoomies Academy is where that part lives: the movement, the feeding, and the know-how, taught the way we run the gym. No hype, no guilt, no fluff — the how and the why, real numbers from real runs, and something to actually do with your dog in every lesson.

It's a real community, too — introduce your dog, share your report cards and wins, ask Shane your questions, and learn alongside the same Orlando–Kissimmee dog people you see on the Leaderboard.

🎓 Meet your professor: Professor Luna runs this classroom. She's Shane's service dog, the reason Ready Set Zoomies exists, and the star of the MOVE lessons — every lesson here is demonstrated by a real dog doing the real work.

Inside the Ready Set Zoomies trailer gym — where the Academy lessons come from
Where the Lessons Come From — Real Runs, In Our Mobile Gym
Inside the Classroom

Three Subjects. One Fitter Dog.

Every lesson is built to the same standard: detailed, thorough, and useful the day you watch it — the meat and potatoes, never filler.

MOVE — The Athletic Dog · 12 Lessons

Why a walk is not a workout — plus conditioning, warm-up & cool-down, heat and paw safety, rest days, and movement for seniors and puppies. The dog always sets the pace; MOVE teaches you to build the week around that.

Lesson 1 Free to Taste
FUEL — Feed for More Good Years · 10 Lessons

Body-condition scoring, reading a label without a PhD, portions and treat math, the longevity science of lean dogs, senior feeding, and hydration. Every FUEL lesson closes the same way: and ask your vet about your dog.

Lesson 1 Free to Taste
TRAIN — Opening Soon · Bonus Track

Skills that make everyday life with your dog easier. TRAIN opens with our first Ready Set Zoomies trainer — and when it lands, it's included free for Academy members. No extra charge, no upsell. It's just part of school.

Included When It Opens

🚪 Start Here — 3 lessons, free for everyone. Welcome to the Academy, how everything works, and a tour of the Leaderboard. Your first stop inside, and the first thing every new member does.

🖨️ Resource Library — 6 printables. The 60-Second Body Condition Check, the Weekly Movement Planner, the Treat Calorie Cheat Sheet, the Report Card Decoder, the More Good Years handout — and the Florida Heat Safety Card.

🌡️ The Florida Heat Safety Card Is Free for Everyone, Forever — Safety Is Never Behind a Paywall
Two Ways In

Start Free. Stay for the Whole Shelf.

The Clubhouse
FREE

Free forever. No card, no catch.

  • Start Here — all 3 welcome lessons
  • The first lesson of MOVE and the first lesson of FUEL, free to taste
  • The Florida Heat Safety Card
  • The community feed — introduce your dog, share your wins
  • The Zoomies Leaderboard
The Academy
$49/MONTH

Flat. No tiers, no founding-member games.

Ready Set Zoomies monthly gym members get the Academy FREE — you save the whole $49/mo

  • Everything in the Clubhouse, plus:
  • MOVE — The Athletic Dog: all 12 lessons
  • FUEL — Feed for More Good Years: all 10 lessons
  • The full Resource Library of printables
  • Post Your Reps video reviews
  • Monthly live Q&A with Shane, and member challenges
  • TRAIN, included free when it opens
  • New lessons drop every month

Ready Set Zoomies Monthly Members — Your Academy Is FREE

Every active Ready Set Zoomies monthly gym package includes the full Academy at no extra charge. That's $49 a month you don't pay — $588 a year — yours for as long as your package stays active.

Pay-as-you-go instead? Your first month of the Academy is free, on us.

Peek at the Shelf

Come In and Look Around

Free members see the whole shelf — that's the point. Start with everything that's open, take your time, and upgrade only when you're ready for the rest.

Open to Everyone 🔓

  • Welcome to Zoomies Academy — Shane & Luna's story
  • How Zoomies Academy Works
  • Meet the Leaderboard
  • MOVE Lesson 1 — A Walk Is Not a Workout
  • FUEL Lesson 1 — The 2½-Year Secret
  • The Florida Heat Safety Card (printable)

Inside the Academy 🔒

Twenty more lessons are waiting on the shelf — the rest of MOVE and FUEL, from warm-ups and heat rules to label-reading and treat math — plus the full printable library, Post Your Reps reviews, the monthly live Q&A, and challenges.

No pressure and no tricks: hang out in the Clubhouse as long as you like. When you're ready for the whole shelf, it's $49 a month — or free with your monthly gym package.

The Complete Fitness System

Do It. Prove It. Teach It.

We DO it in the gym · We PROVE it with Zoomies Live · We TEACH it here

Ready Set Zoomies is your dog's complete fitness system. Every run in our mobile gym is measured, a report card lands in your hands after every session, and your dog's career builds on the Zoomies Leaderboard — a dog's only competition is who they were last month. The Academy teaches you to read those numbers, and turns one good run into a dog who's fitter every week.

A Zoomies Live report card — a dog's run measured, recorded, and ready to take home
Every Run Ends With a Report Card — the Academy Shows You What It Means
Book Your Run
Monthly gym packages include the Academy free.
First Day of School

The Doors Open November 8

The Clubhouse opens free at the Happy Trails event on November 8 — and online the same day. The first class is forming now. Come introduce your dog — that's everyone's first move.

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Zoomies Academy by Ready Set Zoomies — we DO it in the gym, we PROVE it with Zoomies Live, we TEACH it here. · Orlando & Kissimmee, FL